i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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