OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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