If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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