Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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