anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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