so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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