i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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