im drinking this country out of the recession.
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
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