So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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