I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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