So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Did you just see the Batmobile???
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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