I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
tell me about the fingering
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