Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
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On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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