A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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birth control should be required to get into college
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
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THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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