I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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