i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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