Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
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You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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