This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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