About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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