Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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