So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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