she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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