the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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