Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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