And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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