Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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