Kiss
Puke
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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