there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
The adults are the big ones right?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
