I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
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saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize