my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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