I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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