I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
