She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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