i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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