Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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