Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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