im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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