so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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