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say what?
wanna hang out?
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
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hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
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on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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