That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
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He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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