it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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