He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
how does that bad decision feel?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
