Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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