there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
