She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
i think my cat just said my name.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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