How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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