i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
They have beer where we have blood.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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