You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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