So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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