I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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