why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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