i just wanna soil my oats bro
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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