Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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