He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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