She announced her abortion via fbk
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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