You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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